An analogy of an IT department as a pro football team

The captain of the cheerleading squad is now the Head Coach…
The sports journalist who wrote an especially damning article about the team last season is now the Defensive Coordinator…
The water boy is now the Offensive Coordinator…
The veteran Offensive Coordinator has been demoted to Offensive Line Coach, but he may not last because the cheerleaders think he’s ugly…
The Offensive Line is stacked with rookies and Arena League subs…
There is one good receiver and they’ve put me in as quarterback.
It’s going to be an interesting season.